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NOVELTY SOUVENIR ORDER FORM
HOW TO ORDER YOUR NOVELTY SOUVENIRS IN THREE EASY STEPS
1. FILL ORDER FORM 2. PRINT YOUR ORDER FORM 3. MAIL ORDER FORM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
IF YOU ARE A CUSTOMS OR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, PLEASE DON'T GET EXCITED. I HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO REALIZE THAT THIS IS AN ORDER FOR NOVELTY SOUVENIR ITEM FOR MY OWN EDUCATIONAL, COMMEMORATIVE PURPOSES AND IS STRICTLY FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT. I HAVE CERTIFIED THIS BY SIGNING THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, AND I HAVE NO INTENTIONS WHATSOEVER TO USE THESE NOVELTY SOUVENIR ITEMS FOR ANY FRAUDULENT OR ILLEGAL PURPOSE AS THEY ARE NOT ISSUED FOR ANY OFFICIAL PURPOSE.
Samples are generally manufactured by the issuing authority as an example, to be used by various law
Enforcement and government authorities to familiarize themselves with that jurisdictions current issue. The earliest record of samples is 1926. Since 1985, various souvenir manufacturers have issued what it refers to as 'SOUVENIR' formats; these souvenirs have also been made available to collectors.
INFO YOU WANT ON YOUR NOVELTY CARD
Name*:_____________________________________________________________________
Address: ____________________________________________________________________
City*:_______________________________________________________________________
Province or State*:____________________________________________________________
Zip or Postal Code: _____________E-Mail*_________________________________________
Birthday* :_________________ Height* __________________________________________
Weight* :________ Eye Color:_________ Sex* _____ Social Number:* : __________________
OPTIONAL ANDNOT REQUIRED
Other: NOVELTY NO'S, ETC. ______________________________________________________
SAMPLE SIGNATURE:__________________________________ I certify and affirm the above
Information is true and correct and confirms my order is for a novelty id or document, and I am not ordering these novelty products for any fraudulent use, and strictly for my own entertainment and educational purposes.
NOVELTY DIPLOMA DEGREE CERTIFICATE INFO
TYPE OF NOVELTY DEGREE OR CERTIFICATE: ___________________________________
NAME OF SCHOOL COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY::______________________________
DATE OF GRADUATION::_______________________________________________
NAME OF COURSES OR SPECIAL TRAINING:______________________________________
OTHER PERTINENT INFO: ______________________________________________________
PLEASE USE MORE PAPER IF REQUIRED.
NOVELTY BIRTH / MARRIAGE / BAPTISMAL / DIVORCE & DEATH INFO
TYPE OF NOVELTY CERTIFICATE: _______________________________________________________
IE: BIRTH/MARRIAGE/BAPTISM/ DEATH OTHER INFO: NAME, DOB, DATE OF MARRIAGE, PARENTS,
PRIEST, DATE OF DEATH, DATE OF BAPTISM, ETC.
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1.It is the responsibility of the buyer, without any reservations, qualifications or restrictions, to insure that
any card or item purchased from this catalogue is used in a lawful manner.
2.All items are sold for novelty and entertainment purposes only unless you are legally entitled to use such items. These items alone grant you no special privileges.
3.No novelty card or item sold within this catalogue is intended to duplicate or resemble that of any card or item issued by any governmental agency, and is not a replacement of any form of legal OR OFFICIAL government Identification.
4.All warranties claim these cards are not official government cards or documents, and are issued for novelty use only. We disclaim quality, performance, or fitness for any articulate or official purpose.
5.You the buyer, bear the entire risk relating to the quality and performance of any novelty items purchased within this catalogue and accepts full responsibility for the use or misuse for all novelty items purchased within this catalogue.
6.All of our Novelty ID cards are 'Originals', therefore, none of our novelty cards can be considered a 'fake'
by any legal definition, as they are not counterfeits, and do not replace any official government issued
Identification. All novelty items are issued independently of any government issuing office or department. 7. This understanding is valid, binding, and enforceable against all purchasers.
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DO YOU REQUIRE A HOLOGRAM? IT GIVES YOUR NOVELTY ID SOME CREDIBILITY AND VALUE. A GENERIC HOLOGRAM MAKES YOUR NOVELTY ID LOOK MORE CONVINCING. LIMITED PROMOTION GENERIC HOLOGRAM IS FREE |
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WE ALSO OFFER A GENUINE HOLOGRAM SEAL OF AUTHENTICITY. PRICE REFLECTS THE QUALITY AND AUTHENTICITY. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A HOLOGRAM THAT WILL APPEAR TRULY REALISTIC, THEN THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT TO ORDER |
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RUSH CHARGE FOR PRIORITY EXPRESS PROCESSING SAME DAY SERVICE IN ORDER OF PRIORITY CASH PAYMENTS ONLY. |
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ALL ORDERS PAID BY CASH RECEIVE PRIORITY & EXPRESS PROCESSING ASAP. RUSH ORDERS RECEIVE PRIORITY ALL PRICES ARE IN US FUNDS |
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YOU CAN PURCHASE AMERICAN EXPRESS TRAVELERS GIFT CHECKS USING CREDIT CARDS
TRAVELERS CHECKS MUST BE SIGNED ON TOP AND COUNTERSIGNED
ON BOTTOM FOR PAYMENT.
WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR NOVELTY ITEMS SHIPPED?
NAME: _________________________________________________
MAILING ADDRESS: _______________________________________
CITY: _______________________ PROV/STATE: ____________________
ZIP CODE: __________________ COUNTRY: _______________________
NOVELTY ITEMS WILL BE SHIPPED TO THIS ADDRESS. IT MUST BE A VALID MAILING ADDRESS. PLEASE ADVISE YOUR POSTMAN IF YOU INTEND TO RECEIVE MAIL IN ANY OTHER NAME. WE ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MAIL THAT IS RETURNED AS UNDELIVERED, UNCLAIMED OR ADDRESSEE NOT KNOWN.
CONTRACT FOR HIRE: The purchaser herein after referred to as natural person or I and Global Souvenirs, whereas the natural person and issuing agents representatives have voluntarily agreed to contract for compensation, and whereas, the Principal, an un/incorporated company, having the natural and statutory right to contract and be contracted with, is desirous to be hired and receive compensation under this Contract for Hire for compensation as opposed to a contract of service for remuneration. Whereas, the natural person, having the natural right to contract or be contracted with, desires to perform services in his capacity as a natural person under this Contract for Hire for compensation as opposed to a contract of service for remuneration. Now, therefore, in consideration of the promises and mutual covenants contained in this Agreement, the party or persons referred to as I hereby agree as follows: Upon acceptance of this Agreement the parties named herein become entitled to all the benefits and privileges provided by the Principal, also a natural person under this agreement, including without limitation, the following, mutual compliance with the Employment Standards Act or equivalent. Nothing contained in this agreement shall be regarded as creating any relationship with the Principal, issuing agents, including without limitation, director/officer, franchisor/franchisee, join venture, partnership, or shareholder, between the parties other than the natural persons relationship as set forth n this Agreement. The natural person understands the novelty id cards or documents I am ordering are for novelty purposes only, and I shall not use these novelty id cards or documents for illegal purposes of any kind. I am not accessing or ordering this material to use against the site operator or any person whomsoever in any conceivable manner. I will not redistribute this material to anyone nor will I use this material to misrepresent my credentials, or ask any other person to use this material in an Illegal or improper manner. I am not accessing this material to commit any fraud or criminal activity nor do I wish to misrepresent my education and understand that when ordering any novelty items I will sign the waiver below holding the site operator or its entity harmless by any action caused by me. I am only ordering these items for my own amusement, educational, novelty, historical purposes. I will not copy, advertise, broadcast, transmit, communicate, show or download any information from the database at including webpage's, fictitious images, text, or links for any other purpose except for my own amusement and entertainment. I solemnly declare and affirm you I am of legal age to the statements above. My request is for a novelty private card, and or products. This is a private contract pursuant to the U.S. Constitution, at Article 1, Section 10, Clause wherein, for consideration given, the issuer of said novelty products will provide a novelty item based on all the information provided by me on this form. I understand private novelty cards are custom made and do not attempt to duplicate or replicate any government issued documents, and are not issued or intended to replace any government id or document. I understand that you do not and will not knowingly make false or fake identification. 'Fake' is defined in law as a fraudulent duplication of an original. I understand the novelty ID cards and documents are 'Originals', therefore, none of our novelty cards can be considered a 'fake' by any legal definition. I agree and understand all statements that appear anywhere on this website. I further understand that these are fictitious non-driver novelty id cards, and are issued to me for my own private exhibition, and are not valid for any public performance, use, copying or any other use, except for amusement entertainment, and souvenir purposes. These novelty items and documents does not authorize or me to operate any licensed motor vehicles or machinery, nor misrepresent my credentials or educational experience as required by my local, state federal and international laws. I understand that local, state and federal and international laws may provide severe penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted materials, and all materials and fictitious samples are the property of their respective organizations, and have been shown here for viewing purposes only. I understand that the novelty id cards or documents I am ordering grant me not absolutely no privileges. I further understand these novelty id cards and documents are not being issued by any state, government or law office, agency, bureau, accredited school, college, university, membership club, association or organization, and the issuing agent is not a representative or licensee of any government agency, state, government or law office, agency, bureau, accredited school, college, university, membership club, association or organization, and issuing agent has provided their own versions of these novelty id cards or documents for souvenir and entertainment purposes only. I have relied upon my own skill and judgment in deciding to acquire the above novelty id cards or documents. I am at least 19 years of age and have the legal right to possess any novelty id and documents for entertainment purposes in my community, city, state, province and country. I further understand that the issuing agent reserves the right to cancel my novelty id or document order and apply a surcharge equivalent to the purchase price of any novelty item or document ordered in the event of any misconduct by me, for any derogatory statements, profanity in communication, behaving in a rude and obnoxious manner, threatening emails, postings in newsgroups, public exhibition, distribution, reproduction and spamming, and understand that this is strictly prohibited, and will not be tolerated and will result in immediate cancellation of my order without further notice if this policy is violated in any shape or form. I also understand the issuing agent will not be liable for any damages whatsoever arising out of use or inability to use or supply or non-supply of any novelty id and documents. The issuing agent reserves the right to refuse service, and or substitute any novelty items ordered which are not in stock or have been discontinued I further understand all orders will be processed on a first come, first serve basis, in order of priority & the issuing agent will not be liable for delay due to backlog & increase in demand of orders, which may result in delays for processing, however, the issuing agent will continue to provide the fastest possible service, and process orders in order of priority on first come, first serve basis. The issuing agent disclaims all other representations, warranties, conditions or other terms, either express or implied, including, conditions of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose, with regard to the novelty products ordered. & I further understand that all orders paid by checks, money orders, cashiers checks, will be held until cleared. I understand that orders addressed to an alias name may not be delivered by the post office, and it is my responsibility to advise the post office, if I expect to receive novelty items addressed to an alias name, and I further accept all responsibility for lost or undelivered orders if sent to an alias name or address. In the event that the novelty order has been returned to the issuing agent, I may request delivery again, and understand that a $25.00 processing fee will be charged. I also understand that for my own security, privacy and protection, absolutely no confirmations will be sent via email, and I agree to make all further requests in writing to the address where my original order was placed. The issuing agent reserves the right to change prices, conditions, and continue to update novelty id cards and documents at any time without any notice to me. The issuing agent may request proof of payment and delivery to investigate any lost or misplaced order, and I understand that any delay in investigating this lost or misplaced order will be at the discretion of the issuing agent, and the issuing agent reserves the right to provide me with a replacement order upon satisfaction that the order was lost or misplaced. The issuing agent reserves the right to verify compliance with the original conditions of sale, and shall not be liable for any delays resulting from such an investigation. I relinquish my right for an independent investigation by any company or organization not affiliated with the issuing agent, and retain my right for full confidentiality for my own privacy, security and protection. I understand the issuing agent will not provide details of my novelty order to any government, law office, agency or bureau via mail, email or any other form of written or oral communication. I will retain a copy of my novelty order form in the event that proof is required, and the issuing agent will not be responsible in any way whatsoever, arising from delay in delivery or replacements. If I fail to provide proof in writing at the address where my order was placed, the issuing agent may request up to 90 days to investigate, and at the discretion of the issuing agent a replacement will be shipped. I declare that I am not prohibited by any laws of my city, state, province or country to possess any type of novelty id or documents for my in home exhibition and souvenir entertainment purposes. I further understand that any misrepresentation of my age or credentials may be in violation of my local, state, provincial or federal laws, and I accept full responsibility for my actions. I hereby release the issuing agent, owners, designers, creators, webmasters, isp providers, web hosting providers, contractors, and all of its agents and representatives directly, indirectly, from any and all liability which may arise out of placing my novelty order. I acknowledge any misunderstanding or inaccuracy is adopted as my own responsibility. I agree to be bound by the above term and conditions. I acknowledge that no promise, representation, warranty or undertaking has been made or given by the issuing agent in relation to the use or inability to use, consequences or benefits to be obtained from the use of these novelty products. Once again I confirm I am purchasing these novelty items strictly for my own personal entertainment, and to the best of my knowledge all information above is certified to be correct. I fully accept and understand that you do not offer any official government documents nor are you licensed to do so. I signify acceptance of the terms of this agreement by ordering any novelty items from the issuing agent. I certify I am not a member of any law enforcement, nor a postal inspector, nor operating under an assumed name or in cooperation with any criminal investigation; nor am I seeking out evidence which may serve as the basis for any charge of violating federal, state, local laws, government body or investigations committee, a school, college, university, official, attorney, counsel, or school representative,. I declare that I am not conducting an investigation for or on behalf of any government or law enforcement organization, newspaper, magazine, journalist, documentary or public broadcast with respect to the novelty id cards or documents I am ordering, and have identified myself truthfully. For good and valuable consideration the receipt and sufficiency of which is hereby irrevocably acknowledged) the undersigned hereby indemnifies and saves harmless the Indemnities from and against any and all claims, demands, actions, suits, losses, costs, charges, expenses, damages and liabilities whatsoever which the Indemnities may pay, sustain, suffer or incur by reason of or in connection with order of any novelty items, including, without limiting the generality of the foregoing, all costs and expenses (including legal expenses on a solicitor and client basis) incurred in connection with any such loss or damage.
THIS AGREEMENT IS MADE ON DATE________________________ BETWEEN:
GIVEN NAME________________ SURNAME:_________________
SIGNATURE:__________________ YOUR WITNESS SIGNATURE:___________________________
AND THE ISSUING AGENT GLOBAL
By signing above I acknowledge, affirm and certify that I understand and agree to the terms and conditions of this agreement, accept the terms and conditions of this agreement. I do solemnly and sincerely declare conscientiously believing it to be true that the novelty souvenir items are not sought for any fraudulent or improper purposes, and will not be used in any manner that violates any local or international laws. I have purchased these items for my own educational, commemorative purposes and strictly for my own amusement entertainment and or temporary unofficial replacement for a lost or destroyed id or document and not for any official purpose. I certify the above information to be true and complete and have answered all questions truthfully. By purchasing any novelty souvenir products from this online catalog it signifies acceptance of the terms of this agreement. I understand this acceptable use policy is in its entirety and supercedes any other written oral or advertised policy.
Mail Your Novelty Order To:
GLOBAL
34152 STN D
VANCOUVER, BC CANADA V6J 4N1
Before printing and mailing your order please review and check the following:
No Personal Checks OR US Postal Money Orders!
All US Postal Money Orders must be International US Postal Money Orders
All Travelers Checks must be signed and countersigned on top and bottom
Rush Orders Cash or Travelers checks. No money orders accepted for rush service.
Do not send your order using FedEx, UPS or any other courier
Please use United Postal Service, Global Priority Mail or Express Mail service
Canadian orders may use Priority Courier available at your local Canada Post Office
All payments US Funds payable in International Money Order or International Bank Draft
Mail Your Novelty Order To:
GLOBAL
34152 STN D
VANCOUVER, BC CANADA V6J 4N1
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